Saturday, August 20, 2011

The Four Questions is allowed to put Baby in a corner

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing a green plaid short-sleeve button-down shirt and a pair of khaki cargo shorts. He is also wearing his Crocs, which were recently inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records as the World's Squeakiest Footwear.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?
A. Dave feels alert, productive, and upbeat.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?
A. Dave wishes he knew why twice this week he has awoken bright eyed, bushy tailed, eager to hit the grindstone, and full of clichés. He recently stopped taking the prescription drugs Procrastinateitoll and Idlex. Dave doesn't recall why he was prescribed these things in the first place.

Q. Has Dave seen "Dirty Dancing"?
A. Dave has never seen "Dirty Dancing." This means that he knows he should not put Baby in a corner, although he doesn't know why he doesn't do this.

For the first time in his life, Dave now feels inclined to watch "Dirty Dancing." Here are his reasons:

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