Tuesday, August 09, 2011

The Four Questions calls for an immediate end to anarchy in the UK

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing a burgundy polo shirt and khaki pants. He's also wearing his iPod nano, which has been pulling double duty as a pedometer recently.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is in a cautiously upbeat mood.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?

A. Dave is catching up with two of his favorite people, Miss Cherizon and Michael "Stop Your Lies" Fechter, over the next few days. He's also starting graduate school at the end of the month. So he has lots of good things to look forward to.

Q. What did Dave think of the new Smurfs movie?

A. Dave did not smurf the new Smurfs movie. But if Dave had smurfed the Smurfs movie, he would have smurfed up his smurfcorn all over the floor in disgust.

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