Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Uncle Dave is hanging out with his two nephews. One person is wearing a blue short-sleeve shirt and a pair of tan shorts. Another person is wearing a blue New Zealand Rugby tee shirt and plaid shorts. The third person is wearing an adorable pair of teddy bear jammies, and sucking on a blue pacifier. Can you guess what Dave is wearing? That's right! The pajamas!
Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?
A. Dave thinks, therefore he is ... being sued by the Descartes estate.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?
A. Dave is getting ready for Ryland's birthday party. There will be cake!
Q. What is Dave buying Ryland for his birthday?
A. Dave got Ryland a cappuccino maker and a drum set. Dave wants to be sure he never has to buy any more presents for his nephews again.