Tuesday, February 08, 2011

I've had the time of my life, and I owe it all to the Four Questions

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing a perfect replica of the Bob Mackie-designed dress Cher wore to the Oscars in 1988. There is nothing in Dave's firm's employee standards guide that explicitly prohibits this.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is 95 percent stressed out, but 5 percent of him feels that he's starting to get back in control of things.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?

A. It has been a hard day's night, and Dave has been working like a dog. That doesn't make sense, does it.

Q. What does the world need now?

A. Dave originally thought that the world now needed love, sweet love. However, after much market research, Dave has concluded that the world needs more Justin Bieber music. Dave should have interviewer more people outside the female tween demographic.

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