Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Four Questions doesn't jump to conclusions — it stands still, and the conclusions jump to it

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing a T-shirt from the Hard Rock Cafe in Cardiff and grey shorts from the sale rack at Target.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is in a relaxed state.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?

A. Dave has been working hard all day, making progress on several projects and starting on two new pieces. He is now enjoying some time in front of the teevee, with the iPad in his lap.

Q. Where have all the cowboys gone?

A. Dave's extensive research shows that since 1974, 32 percent of cowboys moved to New York to take jobs in advertising sales, 23 percent have undergone gender assignment surgery and answer to the name Muffy, 56 percent have taken turns running the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, and the remaining 7 percent are responsible for double-checking all percentages on the Internet to make sure they total 100 percent.

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