Thursday, January 20, 2011

There's no questions like Four Questions like no questions I know

Q. What is Dave wearing?


A. Dave is wearing this:



Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is in a productive mood.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?

A. Dave had a little bit of writer's block this morning, but he feels re-energized after having sushi for lunch and some caffeine.  

Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A.Dave asks if it is an African or European woodchuck.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Four Questions doesn't jump to conclusions — it stands still, and the conclusions jump to it

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing a T-shirt from the Hard Rock Cafe in Cardiff and grey shorts from the sale rack at Target.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is in a relaxed state.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?

A. Dave has been working hard all day, making progress on several projects and starting on two new pieces. He is now enjoying some time in front of the teevee, with the iPad in his lap.

Q. Where have all the cowboys gone?

A. Dave's extensive research shows that since 1974, 32 percent of cowboys moved to New York to take jobs in advertising sales, 23 percent have undergone gender assignment surgery and answer to the name Muffy, 56 percent have taken turns running the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, and the remaining 7 percent are responsible for double-checking all percentages on the Internet to make sure they total 100 percent.

Monday, January 17, 2011

The Four Questions are back in all their resplendent glory -- but for how long?

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing a blue button-down shirt, a blue sleeveless sweater, and a pair of chinos.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is in a gloomy mood.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?

A. It has been raining all day, and Dave has not seen the sun.

Q. Why has Dave not written a Four Questions for eight months and 13 days?

A. Why do you assume that Dave has not written a Four Questions since May 4, 2010? Perhaps Dave has written several Four Questions and just not shared them with you.