Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Four Questions feels Twittery

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing his orange striped polo shirt and a pair of khaki pants. It is a fairly standard issue business casual outfit.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is fearful.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood?

A. Dave worries that if the right-wing Republicans don't get him, then swine flu will. Dave doesn't want to be killed by teabaggers nor non-kosher disease. I have been Twittering about some of these fears.

Q. Is Dave excited about any of the upcoming movie releases?

A. Dave has unrealistically high expectations for the new Star Trek movie, which opens next weekend. Dave is about as excited as a nine-year-old Japanese schoolgirl receiving her first Hello Kitty1 cellphone. Yes, the phone that will show Chococat and Cinnamoroll and the rest of Sanrio menagerie dancing on clouds and rainbows every time a friend calls to say she has also received an officially licensed Sanrio product. Dave is indeed that excited.

1 For more thoughts about Hello Kitty, go here.

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