Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Two Squared Questions

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing khakis and a mossy green polo shirt.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave feels sick to his stomach.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood?

A. Dave just saw straight people kiss in Starbucks. Dave doesn't mind straight people. Some of Dave's best friends are straight. Dave just wishes that straight people would keep their disgusting lifestyle in the bedroom, where in belongs, instead of flaunting it in public where children might see it.

Q. What did Dave think of "I Love You, Man?"

A. Dave loved it, man.

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