Wednesday, March 04, 2009

3-4-Four Questions

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave heard somewhere that black is slimming. Therefore, he is wearing an all-black head-to-toe body stocking, with two little holes cut out for eyes. He was sewn in so there are no telltale seams.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave feels upbeat, but a little tired.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood?

A. Dave says everything at home and work is going well. Also, Dave hasn't heard or seen anything about the Octomom on teevee for 24 hours, which makes him happy.

Q. How does Dave like his body stocking?

A. Dave loves his body stocking, and can see no possible problems with wearing such a garment all day. Oh, wait, Dave has to pee. He just realized one possible problem of being sewn inside an article of clothing that is impossible to remove.

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