Friday, February 27, 2009

Four Questions in a hurry

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave can't answer that, as he's not fully dressed yet. He can't presume to know what he will be wearing in a few minutes, as human beings have free will.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is feeling rushed.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood?

A. Dave woke up late, which is a problem, as he intended to go to the post office before heading into work.

Q. What does Dave think about the Octomom story that keeps showing up on teevee?

A. Dave believes the Octomom is Exhibit A in the case of Why Straight People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Have Children.

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