Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Four Questions (oh, my stomach!)

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing the standard professional uniform which, sadly, does not include a paper had.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is grumpy and irritated.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood?

A. For the past three days, Dave's stomach has felt like a mosh pit.

Q. What is Dave doing about his stomach problems?

A. Dave is testing the limits of human Pepto Bismol consumption. If he ingests any more Pepto Bismol, he will turn pink.

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