Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Slumdog Four-questionnaire

Q. What is Dave wearing?

A. Dave is wearing a red-and-blue striped shirt that accentuates his athletic and toned upper body. In hindsight, Dave wishes he had worn another shirt, such as his black shirt. Or maybe a large black muumuu. Dave has just realized that muumuu is fun to type -- like vacuum but twice as fun!

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is consternated.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood?

A. Dave has a lot of work to complete this week, and time is running out.

Q. Who does Dave want to see win the Super Bowl?

A. Dave is rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers, primarily because he doesn't want to see Kurt Warner hoisting the Lombardi Trophy over his head and turning the sporting event into a religious revival.

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