Friday, January 23, 2009

Kelly Clarkson's life would suck without the Four Questions

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Today is Jeans Day at Dave's workplace, so Dave is wearing jeans. Dave is also wearing other clothes.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?

A. Dave is angry.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood?

A. Dave is pissed off at assholes who think their own petty hateful agendas outweigh the fairly basic concept of equal benefits for equal work. (Perhaps you have read my earlier blog post, Thank you Kevin Beckner.)

Q. What does Dave think of Kelly Clarkson's "Life Would Suck Without You"?

A. "Life Would Suck Without You" is pure formulaic pop pablum. Dave thinks it has obviously been cooked up in a laboratory to be a chart hit. It has no organic charm, no rough edges, no real human spirit. However, Dave is not telling you that it's very damn catchy and he secretly loves it.

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