Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing his khakis, a black shirt, and a very festive pirate hat. No, he's not wearing a pirate hat. Dave just wants to see if you're paying attention.
Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?
A. Dave is a little irritated.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood?
A. Dave had rearranged his morning schedule to accommodate a doctor's appointment this morning, only to receive a call from the doctor's office informing him that the doctor is sick. Paging Alanis Morrisette!
Q. What are Dave's thoughts about the US economy?
A. Dave doesn't know if you're referring to the United States economy, or US the celebrity magazine. Dave wishes you'd be more specific.