To: The asshole who drives the grey Daewoo sedan
Subject: The handicapped spot in front of Starbucks
Date: April 15, 2008
The handicapped spot in front of Starbucks is for handicapped people. It is not a convenient place for you to park your dumpy little car while you run inside for a cup of coffee. It makes no different that you've left the motor running, or that you've parked the car at an angle, or that you've left your dumpy girlfriend sitting in the passenger seat.
The handicapped parking spot is there for disabled people, not for you, you asshole.