Wednesday, March 05, 2008

The Four Questions Smell Like Teen Spirit

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a pair of shorts and a light blue polo shirt.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels as healthy as an ox.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave wonders why oxen have a reputation for being healthy. Surely oxen must get sick sometimes, he says. Come to think of it, Dave is not sure he has ever seen a single ox in his lifetime. He has eaten oxtail soup on several occasions, however.

Q. How was the soup?
A. Dave says it was quite delicious and very salty. It also tasted quite healthy.

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