Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing an old black polo shirt and a pair of shorts.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is looking forward to a very exciting day.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is getting a haircut and having Shabbat dinner with friends today. These things are scheduled for different times, of course.
Q. Will today be the day that Dave finally asks his barber for the Mr. Clean look?
A. Dave says "hell no." However, Dave may consider the Mr. T look.