Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave invites you to see for yourself:
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels today is just like every other Friday.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave expects another ho-hum day at work, with nothing significant or momentous to report.
Q. Is there any chance that Dave could be understating the importance of today's trek into the office?
A. Dave has never used irony to make a point.