Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a blue dress shirt, blue-and-brown tie, and a pair of olive drab khakis. He has a blue sports jacket in his car. He is ready for his teevee duties later today.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is a little shocked that the Giants won the Super Bowl last night. He doesn't have an allegiance to either of the teams that played last night, but he would have thought the Patriots would win.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave sings the following Elvis Costello lyrics: "Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired / And you can have anyone that you have ever desired, / All you gotta tell me now is why, why, why, why?"
Q. Why did Dave sing part of an Elvis Costello song?
A. The more important question is why did Dave sing at all? It is a well established fact that Dave has the worst singing voice on the planet. In 2005, as Dave sang his "Love Boat" theme boat medley in a local talent competition, several people gnawed off their own toes and used them as earplugs.