Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a wine-red polo shirt and a pair of chinos.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave's glass is more than half full. Look:
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave feels like being literal.
Q. Why does Dave drink iced coffee?
A. Dave believes it's too hot in Florida to drink hot coffee, even when it's cold in Florida. Dave thinks this doesn't require any further explanation.