Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is prepared for teevee today with a cream-colored dress shirt and a blue sports jacket. He is wearing one of his favorite ties: the one with the gold-and-black geometric pattern. Here's a poorly lit photograph, courtesy of the built-in camera on his Mac:
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels like an airplane pilot who has circled the runway for hours but is still waiting for instructions from the tower. At this point, he doesn't know when he might be allowed to land, or if he should head toward the next airport.
Q. What the hell does that mean?
A. Dave says: "What am I, a philosopher?"
Q. Does Dave have any big weekend plans?
A. Dave believes there's some kind of football game on teevee this weekend.