Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The 2-Squared Questions

2+2 = 2x2 = 22 = 4

That is enough math nerdery for today. Now, to the Four Questions!

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a blue polo shirt and a pair of brown khaki pants.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels he should imbibe more caffeine before trying to assess his situation.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave feels tired. Ergo, the previous statement about the caffeine.

Q. What are the last five books Dave has seen people reading at Starbucks?
A. Dave replies:
  • "Bowerman and the Men of Oregon: The Story of Oregon's Legendary Coach and Nike's Co-founder" by Kenny Moore
  • "The Pillars of the Earth" by Ken Follett (an Oprah's Book Club selection)
  • The Bible
  • "When Madeline Was Young" by Jane Hamilton
  • "Glory: Experiencing the Atmosphere of Heaven" by Ruth Ward Heflin
Dave tips his hat to Pauly McGuire, who often lists the books he sees other people reading on the Subway in New York. If there were a light rail system in Tampa, Dave would use it and keep track of the books other people read on it.

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