Today's Four Questions are being answered by one of my all-time favorite humans, former Tribune reporter Michael Fechter.
Q. What is Michael wearing today?
A. Michael is wearing a blue striped polo shirt, and a pair of shorts. He is working from home.
Q. How does Michael feel today?
A. Michael reports that he feels happy and relaxed.
Q. What are the factors affecting Michael's mood today?
A. Michael says "no one has asked me for a graphic or a charticle in more than 7 months."
Q. What is Michael's advice to the youth of America?
A. Michael says "say your prayers, eat your vitamins and keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it once every two weeks."