- "You people need to get eyeball to eyeball over the flavors that bring people together," spoken by Wanda Sykes in the guise of a talking apple.
- "Wide stance"
- "Don't tase me, bro"
- "Leave Britney alone" (see here)
- "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps" (cf. here)
- "Hey, Dave, want to check out the Salton Sea?" (cf. here and here)
- "Astronaut diaper"
- Any words that come out of John Madden's mouth
That is all.