Thursday, December 06, 2007

What Do We Want? Questions! How Many Do We Want? Four!

Shiny happy questions, holding hands!

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a red button-down shirt and a pair of olive drab khakis.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is bothered by the continuing writers' strike in the entertainment industry, as he had been planning to pitch an idea for an updated Love Boat TV show, except that the new cruise ship would travel through time and the crew would solve mysteries. Also, the captain would be a robot.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is already fed up with the Christmas decorations and music.

Q. Will Dave audition for Big Brother this weekend in Tampa?
A. No. Dave read "1984" but hasn't seen the TV adaptation yet, so he doesn't think it would be appropriate to audition.

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