At some point today, every member of the Simanoff family (including Complementary Spouse Britt Shirley, who insists upon keeping his maiden name) will be airborne.
The only exceptions: my father and me.
This confirms something that I have always suspected: My father and I are the most grounded people in our family.
(C'mon! I'm an English major! You can't begrudge me my puns!)
Congratulations to Ryland Simanoff, the World's Cutest Baby, who is taking his first flight today. Globetrotting uncle Britt is elated that Ryland is earning frequent flyer miles for the flight.