Date: Friday, Dec. 7
Subject: Basic Training
First, I had to explain how to write down the order for the drink I wanted because none of you could get it right:
Then, after several minutes of waiting -- and seeing everyone receive their order but me -- I had to actually explain to all of you how to make my drink.
And, finally, once I got my drink, plunged in the green straw and took a sip, I realized that it was made wrong.
Three strikes. You're out.
P.S. I refuse to use the word "baristas," for it is a silly, made-up word and I don't like it.