Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a pink dress shirt with a red tie, a pair of olive drab pants, and a blue sports jacket.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave needs more caffeine and barbecue. He wonders why Starbucks has not invented the barbecue chicken latte yet.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is lamenting the fact that tonight is the last night for lighting Hanukkah candles. This is sad, because it means an entire year must pass before the candles are lit and the prayers are said again. It is also sad because it means Dave must now clean all that damn wax off the menorah.
Q. What's the best way to clean wax off a menorah?
A. If there's a good way to clean wax off a menorah, Dave doesn't know it. He has tried hot water, a blunt knife, a sharp knife -- even sticking the menorah in the freezer. Nothing seems to work.