Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Right now, Dave is wearing sweatpants and a long-sleeve t-shirt. He's at home, sitting up in bed, and trying not to cough on the computer screen.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave would like to know if "phlegmtrocious" is a word.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is suffering from a Whitman's Sampler of cold symptoms: congestion, coughing, nausea, aches. He left work a little early today. Dave is fairly certain he doesn't have the flu, as he doesn't have a fever.
Q. What is Dave doing to treat his cold?
A. Dave is taking Sudafed, Mucinex, soup and Twizzlers.