I was utterly mistaken:
Yes, yes, yes -- I know "You Can Leave Your Hat On" isn't an entirely appropriate piece of music. However, it's the only item in my entire, vast iTunes library that's related to the subject of headgear.
Also, Britt knew I was taking pictures surreptitiously of other people and their houndstooth caps yesterday at Bryant-Denny stadium. However, I didn't know that Britt secretly was taking pictures of me. He showed me this photo this morning: