Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing olive drab pants, a burgundy dress shirt and a blue sports jacket. He is pretty sure that everything matches, although he's fairly certain that no one will extend him an invitation to be on the cover of GQ.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels fairly self-assured.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave believes he has a fairly good grasp on what he needs to accomplish at work today. That's a very good feeling to have in the morning. Of course, as Dave works in a newsroom, this confidence can (and most likely will) evaporate as quickly as a water drop in a frying pan.
Q. What's the scariest thing Dave has seen recently?
A. Dave's blog pal Mary Toothman recently discovered a trove of JC Penney catalog photos from 1977. Dave was horrified to see that many of the JC Penney shirts looked like the one he wore in this elementary school photo:
Dave takes no responsibility for picking out or purchasing this shirt. Furthermore, he plans to contact a lawyer to see if it's possible to sue his parents for forcing him to wear this particular item of clothing.