Al Gore: "As I discuss in my book Earth in the Balance, and the more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of the Earth, we need to protect ourselves against the greenhouse effect and dark wizards."
Dark Wizard: "Oh sure, blame the wizards."
-- An old episode of Futurama (the one where Richard Nixon's head tries to kill all the robots)
Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing a black polo shirt and a pair of dark brown khakis. The color scheme looks vaguely militaristic, actually, but it's too late for Dave to go home and change.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels blah.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave was wired last night, and had problems falling asleep. He's a little tired this morning. He hopes the caffeine he's consuming right now kicks in soon.
Q. If Dave had a Fish 'n' Flush toilet tank (see the post from earlier today), what kind of fish would he put in it?
A. Dave strokes his goatee pensively and wonders where he could get piranha.