Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave's wearing a blue dress shirt, dark blue tie, and a pair of dark brown khakis. Through the magic of iSight technology (built into his MacBook), you can see what he looks like:
These are some of the facial expressions Dave makes every morning as he writes his blog in Starbucks. Accordingly, most people believe Dave to be a crazy person and leave him alone. This, quite frankly, is probably best for everyone.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels photogenic, which should be evident by now.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is happy it's Friday.
Q. Did Dave watch any of the exciting sports games last night?
A. Dave did not watch either the Lightning-Red Wings game, or the Cowboys-Packers game. He is glad, because in both cases the wrong team won. Boo! Hiss!