Today, we direct the Four Questions at our friend, reformed sourpuss Doug Stanley.
Q. What is Doug wearing?
A. Doug claims to be wearing "Garanimals for Grownups -- something from the Michael Fechter collection."
Q. How does Doug feel today?
A. Doug writes: "Doug is straight. He does not discuss his feelings."
Q. What are the factors affecting Doug's mood today?
A. Doug: "Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy."
Q. Doug has just been offered tickets to an all-star concert featuring the Counting Crows, Aimee Mann and R.E.M., but he's already got tickets for an all-expenses paid trip to play some of the world's best golf courses. What does he do?
A. Doug: "Alter my itinerary, if necessary, so that I could play the best available courses and attend the concerts. If this could not be accomplished, I would do what all Great Americans do: Blame Fechter."