Gather 'round comrades for yet another installment of The Four Questions.
Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. To celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the launch of Sputnik, Dave is dressed as a silver basketball and wearing several large antennae.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels very satellite-ey.
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave just wants to orbit the earth and make beeping noises. He doesn't like being used as a pawn in the Cold War and Space Race.
Q. Is Dave Really So Enthralled About The Fiftieth Anniversary Of Sputnik?
A. Dave could care less about Sputnik. He is 35 years old and was born long after the US and USSR raced to put primitive satellites into orbit. His childhood memories of American space exploration consist of the Shuttle missions and "Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space."