This morning, Dave will interview an expert on body language and non-verbal communication. To prepare, he offers the following non-verbal edition of the Four Questions:
Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave gestures toward his jeans and blue dress shirt. He also make some sort of spastic pantomime gesture at his upper torso, which is his pathetic way of trying to say that he has a blue sports jacket in his car.
Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave shrugs and smiles at the same time, which really signifies absolutely nothing. He's absolutely terrible at this non-verbal communication stuff, isn't he?
Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave rolls his eyes and makes several strange and wholly incomprehensible gesticulations.
Q. What was the point of this whole exercise?
A. Dave sighs. To be honest, he just likes any excuse to use the word gesticulation.