To: The contestant on "Deal or no Deal" right now
Date: Sept. 26
Subject: The excitement level
I know you're excited. After all, you're a contestant on a nationally televised game show, and there's a million dollars at stake. But do you think you could dial it down just a tad? You're acting so flamboyant that I'm starting to worry that actual flames will come out of my teevee set and singe me.