Saturday, May 21, 2005

Today's Haiku

Actually, I wrote this one yesterday:

Oh Saddam Hussein:
I LOVE those tighty whiteys!
As Paris says: HOT!

Friday, May 13, 2005

Britt Is In The Netherlands

"Ik mis u, Ik houd van u, Ik houd ook van olifanten," is Dutch for "I miss you, I love you, and I love the elephants too."

Friday, May 06, 2005

Haiku For Today

The list of people
Who deserve to be bitch-slapped
Grows ever longer.

If you can't say it
In seventeen syllables
It's not worth saying.

Tongue-in-cheek

Look up "blog" in Mac OS X 10.4's dictionary and here's what you get:

blog |bläg|
noun a weblog : blogs run by twenty-something Americans with at least an unhealthy interest in computers.

verb ( blogged, blogging) [ intrans. ]
add new material to or regularly update a weblog.

DERIVATIVES blogger noun
ORIGIN shortening.

Monday, May 02, 2005

You're Kidding Me!

Britt and I just ordered pizza from a well-known pizza delivery chain. Get this -- they're charging for delivery!

What's next? Paying extra for salad dressing in restaurants?

It's the end of the world as I know it, and I feel fined.