Wednesday, March 31, 2004

the south beech diet is making my pop insane! yesterday, when he got home from work, he told me and dad that he had met a seven-foot-tall man made out of string cheese.



how crazy is that?







love,

daal

the baby elephant

Monday, March 29, 2004

i am getting kind of worried about pop. last night, i heard him talking in his sleep. "mmm, elephants," he said. "low in carbohydrates."



i hope he doesn't mean me. perhaps he's talking about the elephant cookies you find in boxes of animal crackers.



love,

daal

the baby elephant

Sunday, March 28, 2004

well, it's about time! pop finally posted pictures from our hamsterdam trip online. you can see them here.



check out all the pictures of me!



love,

daal

the baby elephant
my dad and my pop took me to the movies to see the lady killers. it was very weird, because the main guy looked like kernal sanders but he never ate any fried chicken. and there were lots of bad words -- pop and dad had to cover my ears a lot.



after the movie was over, pop tried to steal a box of snocaps from some old lady in the lobby, but dad tackled him when he figured out what pop was trying to do. then pop tried to eat some popcorn that had fallen on the carpet. once again, dad stopped it from happening. finally, pop just curled into a little ball and started to cry. it was very embarrassing. i hope no one from elephant school saw it happen.



love,

daal

the baby elephant
my uncle watson thinks it's silly for an animal to write things on a web site. that's an odd thing for him to say, because he is a CAT.



love,

daal

the baby elephant
my dad and my pop have started a new diet called the south beech diet. it is funny to watch them talk about what they can't eat. i think pop almost cried yesterday because he wanted a cookie.



dad is doing good on the diet because he likes a lot of the food on it. pop is not doing so good, because he doesn't like broccoli and cauley-flowers.



as for me, the south beech diet is okay. i get all of the collard greens and peanuts and pistachios i want -- yum! and next week, dad has promised me lots of apples and carrots -- yay!



i have to go now. pop just discovered an old pint of ben and jerry's ice cream in the freezer and dad is trying to pry it out of pop's hands. pop has a crazed look in his eyes. i hope things don't turn violent.



love,

daal

the baby elephant

Saturday, March 27, 2004

i think my pop has just given up on this webbsite. that's sad, because he really used to enjoy righting things here. now he says it's just not fun anymore.



poor pop!



i think it would be lots of fun to have my own webbsite, so i'm going to start righting things here. i haven't asked my pop for permission yet, but i don't think he will mind.



love,

daal

the baby elephant